As the new year rolls in, reflections upon the past 365 days are abound. Thoughts of missed opportunities, personal triumphs, and failed aspirations swim through one's mind as the clock ticks away towards the end of our lives. As the time for new resolutions is upon us we must ask ourselves: What do we consider our greatest achievements? What are our most basic inspirations? Why, money and women, of course. It goes without saying that these two go hand in hand. Wherever the money goes, that's where you'll find the women. Honestly, how else is Akon getting any hoes? He has to be the ugliest motherfucker in the world. Why is this is? Because society has taught women to lust after fame, fortune, and the almighty dollar. It was not by coincidence that the great sociological observer Lil' Wayne ordered Sacs everywhere to "Get Money, Fuck Bitches", in that order specifically. But what is a poor Sac to do? The ones who don't have daddy's credit card, live day to day on their meager salaries, and scrape the bottom of the McDonald's bag for crumbs. Fortunately for men everywhere, the kind of leech-women who are only attracted by the money are not wifey-material. They are only good for one thing: fucking. Plain and simple. This is not to say, however, that we should reject such filthy creatures when opportunity knocks on our headboards. We can consider these women as pure entertainment; target practice, if you will.
I'd like to take this moment to ask some open-ended questions about women for us to ponder and perhaps gain some insight to during the year 2008.
1- Why does there seem to be only extremes in personality types? Girls are either too skanky, too conservative, or just plain psychos (majority).
2- Why do women enjoy guido-idiots who are obviously extremely concerned about their image by the way they act, dress, speak and spend their time fixing the aforementioned.
3- What the fuck is up with the new hairless craze? Should Sacs be forced to shed all body hair in an attempt to have womanly-soft skin? NEIGH I SAY! May my legs and ass remain plentiful in their natural fuzz.
4- Why are there no funny girls? If i met a girl that could make me sincerely laugh at least once a day, I'd be set.
5- Are steady tits the way of the future? Like G.Q. Black once said, a relationship is like having an open tab, and personally, I'm not made of money. So ladies, get ready for many movie nights at the crib.
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