The first meeting of the Saconians has commenced. I am writing to welcome you into a common brotherhood. As members of this tribe we must join forces for a like cause: Vagina-- it is the ultimate prize. This fellowship has been created for the sharing of Sacly experiences, techniques, and general information. With over 80 years of combined knowledge, the forefathers of the Saconian tribe will divulge the secrets to vaginal nirvana. The cost to join such a covert yet successful group? One must search for and watch a video-- The BME Pain Olympics-- in order to fully realize the consequences of relinquishing ones sac. Farewell, and may your sac hang heavy.
-Sacmaster Funk
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