
For some reason, there are a number of guys out there who think this------->
is acceptable on any level. However, to each his own, right? I don't care if you want to wear your faggoty double pink shirts. Go ahead and get your orange suntan with your Dolce Gabbana sunglasses.
But I absolutely hate it when girls fawn over guys who are prettier than them. Not only does guidoism/douchebaggery reek of insecurity and lack of any individualism, but those who resort to these lifestyles tend to be assholes.
My colleagues have discussed this aforementioned phenomenon. Women love these idiots. Read "The Game" and you'll recognize it as cocky-funny. Girls get all wet for the dumbest jokes and semi-perverted jabs that target the guido prey. Nothing is sexier than a plastered frat boy in an Abercrombie shirt and cargo shorts who probably couldn't spell the brand of his shirt even when sober.
Here's a lesson for the ladies: stop wiping your boyfriends' puke off the floor and turn around. That group of guys behind you shaking their heads? Yeah, those guys dressed like normal people (GQ Black is an exception because he simply rolls that hard)? Those guys have everything to offer you, but your minds are clouded by the innate weaknesses of the female mind.
My two theories on why women love assholes are these: 1) they secretly wish to fix these guys. They have a sixth sense of motherly affection that wants to nurture lost causes. They want everyone to look and see "Look at him. He used to be X, Y, and Z before she came around and tamed him." Maybe it's the motherly effect, or maybe it's a need to prove dominance over a member of the other gender, who knows.
My other theory is that women get bored of life if they don't have any problems. They LOVE to complain about their issues. I'll write a longer post on this one day, but women, all of them, they swear their problems are worthy to be discussed by some UN tribunal. Dating some nice guy who really doesn't do anything wrong most of the time isn't fun. But the guys who constantly screw up but do just enough to keep you around, that gives you something else to talk about with your girlfriends, and something else to burden your nice guy friends with. God forbid if 90% of women have anything more to talk about than their problems or Paris Hilton's latest escapades.
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1 comment:
Nothing is sexier than a plastered frat boy in an Abercrombie shirt and cargo shorts who probably couldn't spell the brand of his shirt even when sober.
haha
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